He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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