I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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