gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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