I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I looked at my own cervix.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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