He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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