you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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