Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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