No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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