y did u give ur computer a hand job?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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