did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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