Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Barsexuality is the new black.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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