That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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