happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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