I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
bring money and cleavage
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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