They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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