i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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