If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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