He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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