didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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