Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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