Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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