He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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