this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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