It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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