JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Your penis caused this!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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