so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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