Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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