I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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