We're facebook friends in real life
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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