ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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