i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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