I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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