That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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