How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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