walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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