Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
worst night to have a conscience
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
