she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.