There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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