Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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