is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
worst night to have a conscience
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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