some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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