I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
