why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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