But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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