Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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