the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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