let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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