i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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