Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
