what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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