I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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