I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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